Saturday 22 July 2023

Bigfoot Witness: The Jason Morse Story (2022)

A real nothingburger of a documentary concocted by and starring a pair of desperately bored (and boring) Bigfoot witnesses who, armed with appropriately shoddy cameras, spend much of their time trawling the wilds of Kentucky in hot pursuit of the 9-foot tall cryptid that one of them swears to have seen multiple times. At one point they're just walking around the woods looking at broken branches, all of which they deduce to be the work of Bigfoot - the pesky scamp. They never do discover the nefarious purpose of these branch-breaking exercises but I assume it to be spectacular. Naturally, there's no actual evidence or compelling footage presented, although we do get a close-up of an indistinct blur. Despite not being a believer myself, I have a high tolerance for paranormal investigation docs as long as they have at least a touch of kookiness and drama (MonsterQuest FTW), but this was 46 minutes of cringe and boredom.







Immaculate (2024)

Following young American nun Cecilia (Sydney Sweeney) as she starts her new life in a remote Italian convent, only to discover that her new ...