If the definition of insanity is repeating the same action and expecting different results, then it's fair to say that the filmmakers behind "The Curse of La Llorona" are positively loco, because boy do they drive the same jumpscare into the ground throughout this one. It might have helped matters if any of the characters had the slightest hint of personality, but alas, these are cardboard characters lumbering through familiar territory and shopworn scares in a movie that's devoid of any mystery or suspense. "The Babadook" this ain't. Anyway, I'm all for more horror movies with Linda Cardellini, although I'd prefer them to be a hell of a lot better than this.
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