The latest offering from Polonia Brothers Entertainment (whose specialty seems to be shit-tier shark movies), "Cocaine Shark" tries to capitalise on the infamy of the recent "Cocaine Bear" with an incoherent, horribly acted and directed story about the calamitous consequences of a lab-created drug on human guinea pigs and, by extension, the wider world when a trio of mutated creatures escape from said lab. The true calamity, however, is the movie itself, which barely even resembles "Cocaine Bear" in story and structure, instead adapting its title and stamping it onto a movie that has very little shark action to speak of. What it does have a lot of is bad acting from a cast that feels like it's comprised of people the casting director found hanging around a car park, as well as, uhm, special effects work that gives off serious "graphic design is my passion" vibes. "Cocaine Shark" is only 70 minutes long, but it could easily have been half that length and feels about twice as long anyway. Pure shit that you should only watch if you're on drugs and have a twisted sense of fun.
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