It's hard to know where to even begin a review of something like "Jaws of the Shark". A backyard movie shot in Sweden with a cast of what could only very loosely be called actors, it's made with a love that's kind of charming, is actually sort of hilarious, and drips with incompetency from beginning to end. Really, it defies a rating in that way so many Tubi discoveries seem to. In it we find a shark-man who appears to be made of dirty mats fuck up a bunch of Swedish kids who speak in broken English, while a young woman in a bad wig tries to close the net on the man-monster and bring his bloody massacre to a swift ending. Really it's more of a fever dream than a movie, random and terrible in ways that are almost genius. You kind of have to be a downpunching dick to even give it a negative review. Alas...
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